PMS…or????
Last night Dan told me about a T-shirt he saw. It said “They call it ‘PMS’ because ‘Mad Cow Disease’ was already taken”.
Now, I don’t know any woman who would want to be compared to a cow, but I have to admit, it is funny.
I have also heard that PMS stands for “Punish My Spouse”. That seems more fitting, since it is usually the husband who gets the brunt of a woman’s monthly moodiness.
According to http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor725.htm , there are many meanings for PMS. Here are a few of my favorites they mention;
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
PARDON MY SOBBING
The horrible thing about having PMS moodiness, crankyness, weeping, anger, etc…- is that anytime we get angry or cry, the men in our lives attribute it to PMS. They are ignorant to the fact that we get angry and sometimes we cry for other reasons. Sometimes it is because they did something to deserve it- actually that would be 3/4 of the time at least, because PMS only lasts about 1 week, right?
Here is a word of advice for men- NEVER, and I mean NEVER, ask a woman if it is “that time of the month”! Always assume you are to blame, and you will be safe. After all, one of the things PMS may stand for is “Pass My Shotgun”.
(Just kidding honey, you are safe today…besides- I don’t even own a shotgun.)
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